- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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