- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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