- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call your mom? Mom

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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