What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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