- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

7+5=12

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

whats green and slimy? green slim

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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