The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Sir, your wife is dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

sweating like antoni with a girl

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

I was once a hamster.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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