- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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