Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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