- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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