Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Antijokes...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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