A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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