What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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poopy is poopy

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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