that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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