What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What? Huh?

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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