your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

haha Otarts was here

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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