What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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