- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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