- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Jebron Lames.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Please don't shoot me

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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