A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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