monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Politics

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Call of Duty is a good game.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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