What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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