why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Albino African Americans

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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