- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia