- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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