Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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so...um, yeah

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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