- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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