- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Sir, your wife is dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

sweating like antoni with a girl

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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