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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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