- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

the NAACP

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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