- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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