- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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