Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What's big and long? My dick.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Tucker Rivera

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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The WNBA

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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