What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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