If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Get on the boat.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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You idiot.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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