yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...