Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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