two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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