- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Politics

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Politics

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*