- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Politics

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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