- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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