- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

I had a submarine.... once

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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