What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Ben Affleck

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Womens Rights

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

The Morman Religion.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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