- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Justin Bieber.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

brock has small hands for a small job

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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