Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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