- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Vagina cream... end of story

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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