- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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