- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

White NBA players.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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