- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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