- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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