- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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