What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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