- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What is red? A rock painted red

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

One, two, three, four and five

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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