- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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