- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Get on the boat.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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