If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Feminism.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Jebron Lames.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Anti Joke

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