What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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haha Otarts was here

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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