- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A gay man watches football.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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