- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

richard is fag

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily