I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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