Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

#Hanging Degus

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

it's funny because it's funny

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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