- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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