- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

gingers

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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