- Anti Joke

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Women's Rights.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Your Mother

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.