What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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