- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Sir, your wife is dead

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do black people eat? Food.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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