How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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