Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A Mormon walks into a bar

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

pobody's nerfect

everyone dislike this

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

I am dyslexic

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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