Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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