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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This statement is false.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.