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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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