I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

your face is kinda funny

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

69

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Okay.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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