- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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