- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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