- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

I'm Polish.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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