A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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