- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

The WPGA tour

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why? Why Not?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your mother just died.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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