- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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