Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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WNBA

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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