- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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