Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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