Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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