Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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