- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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