- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

noah is a scrub jungle

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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