Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What's 2+2? Fish

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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robin, get in the car.

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knock knock There's no door

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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