Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

learn. advance!

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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