- Anti Joke

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!