An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Jebron Lames.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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