Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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I'm Polish.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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