- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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