- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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