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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die