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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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