- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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