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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Rush Limbaugh